VIDEO: Not About That Life 5
This was one of the shortest episodes of Not About That Life to date. I’ve been experimenting to see if people are more likely to watch a shorter video! Still, much truth was exposed in Not About That Life 5, including my hatred for pizza delivery fees, how socks always seem to disappear, and I even mention something I dislike about my mom (I love you mom).
What’s one thing your mom does that you hate?
What are you Not About That Life?
Tweet me suggestions using #NotAboutThatLife at twitter.com/ScooterMagruder
I hate when I’m watching a game and my mom comes in the room and asks one of two awful questions:
1. Are you watching this? –> -__-
2. Can I change the channel? –> Can you? Well, I’m 24 and live at home, so, you can do whatever you want with YOUR TV…
#NotAboutThatLife
Hahahaha, I feel you man! What are we doing with our lives?
Well, you’re mildly internet-famous… I’m not sure what I’m doing with my life. Haha
Need an assistant? 😛
Hahaha…I’m trying to remove that mildly! Don’t need an assistant yet, but I’ll let you know when I do!
When I fart in the bed and my wife gets pissed off.
She knew what she was getting into!
me when I use the bathroom my mom says make sure not to pee on the floor
How often have you peed on the floor DJ??
Ummm like once every month
Oh ok…That’s normal
I hope #throwmethealley
[throws alley]
Scooter. Another Sunday. Another great video.
What is your honest opinion of Tony Romo? I know a couple of Cowboys fans who have mixed emotions about him. I’m curious to know yours.
No Jugamos Juegos!
Nick. Appreciate the love.
Tony Romo is a beast. He just needs an offensive line that is not in complete disarray. WE WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL THIS YEAR.
NO JUGAMOS JUEGOS!
#NotAboutThatLife
When you see a heat fan.
When the heat beat the spurs.
When Lebron gets MVP.
We are so on the same page Pato…
I’m a jets fan and i’m not ashamed. Is that a problem?
Not a problem at all…just never forget the Butt Fumble
#NotAboutThatLife
Lowflow toilets
#NotAboutThatLife
Baseball
Nice video, I can kind of relate to the toilet paper skit. Also, when’s your next Top 100 video coming out? Haven’t seen it in a while alongside your friend Jon S.
Next week there should definitely be a Top 100 video!
Yeah, of course :p
I mean I love your vids, but Top 100 is what I always wait for.
PS: IT GETS YOU TONS OF VIEWS
Prepare for greatness Tom…prepare for greatness
SWEET SAUCE! What is it going to be about?!?!
Top 100 Things Gangsters Don’t Do :))
Lol!!! 🙂
I hate it when my mom thinks that gym shorts are not appropriate attire to wear when going out into the world. #notaboutthatlife
Are they short shorts though?
When im in the bathroom, and a person asks “What are you doing?” DAHECK!
Or when im in the bathroom, a person knocks on the door, and asks who’s there! Why DAHECK do you wanna know!
Simply, NOT ABOUT THAT LIFE!
But are you making strange noises??
LUV YOU SCOOTER!!! <3
LUV YOU TOO EMILY!!!!!!
Nice video man!!
#NotAboutThatLife
1) you run out of milk for your cereal
2) it snows in April
3) you have to work during the nba finals
p.s. THE MIAMI HEAT ARE COMPLETE CARBAGE!!
Appreciate it man!
1) That is the worst
2) Where DAHECK are you living where it snows in April??
3) DEFINITELY NOT ABOUT THAT LIFE
p.s. AND THE MAGIC WILL WIN THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP
We got room for u in Los Angeles Mann…. Venice beach will love you
Maybe in a couple years :))
How did you get so funny!
I don’t think I’m that funny…I can do better! Just wait
I love these ‘not about that life videos’ 😀 You’ve got a fan all the way from Zimbabwe.
All the way in Zimbabwe…Wow! That’s amazing!
The alley has been thrown
It sure has 🙂 cant wait for the next video
It’s looking like it might be delayed a little :-/
When my mom tells me to pause an online multiplayer… Like mom you can’t pause that
#NotAboutThatLife
Hahaha…they don’t understand Chad…they just don’t understand.
I hate when I’m spawn trapping with my team on demolition in NUKETOWN 2025 and the green guy plants the bomb with 2 minutes left
#NotAboutThatLife
So you are that guy that spawn traps huh??
Yeah, we care about our k/d more than the objective
I knowwwwwwwww right
#NotAboutThatLife
When your sisters are watching Hannah Montana in your room and you can’t go anywhere else!
-Summer M.
I feel you on that one…I much rather prefer Dora the Explorer
Really??!? I thought you’d be more of a Go Diego Go kind of person!
Nahh, Dora all the way!
Hey love your videos man but i actually prefer them to be longer.
I like the longer videos as well…but I don’t think non-subscribers are as likely to watch a longer video :-/
Well Obviously is they are non suscribers they are dumb
Love your vids they are so funny I really hope you become a huge you tuber I’m trying to get all my friends to subscribe and I’m all the way in Australia
Haha 🙂
Thank you for all the support!!!
#NotAboutThatLife
When you burp or hiccup and it feels like you have a car stuck in your throat or chest…
Or does that just happen to me? A-heh… O_o
Um…hahaha that hasn’t happened to me yet!
Oh, oops, um…
Pretend I never said it…
A-heh…
🙂
Hahaha
I hate it when a heat fan says your team sucks and I say the heat flop
My response to everything: THE ORLANDO MAGIC WILL WIN THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP
you gotta make more talking to myself videos those are so funny
Haha those are epic! Two weeks away from the next one probably
Why don’t they sell boxes of ketchup packets so that I never have to deal with cold ketchup? #notaboutthatlife
Why don’t they use bigger packets so I don’t have to use 27 for one fry!!
Agreed! The ones at Chik-Fil-A where you can dip or pour out have a bit more at least.
I know…I don’t know why everyone doesn’t have them!
Hey scooter who do you think is gonna win the nba finals?
THE ORLANDO MAGIC
Scooter can I rt on Twitter
If it’s a good enough tweet!
When I’m talking in skype with a girl or with friends while playing an online game……and then my parents break in and start talking to me for minutes…or when girls start posting stuff like “All men are the same, they have no limits in stupidity”……
NOT ABOUT THAT LIFE!
Hahahaha…Definitely feel you on the Skype one…that could get a bit awkward!
Scooter Magruders hotness
I’m about that life
*Blushes*
Why don’t you like Dallas Cowboys Memes on facebook?
I don’t like any pages on Facebook really!
lol so I live in Detroit, Michigan and every time I say that I am an Orlando Magic fan my friends say dang you might as well like the Pistons! #NotAboutThatLife and the moment you find out the Magic lost the draft lottery #NotAboutThatLife
I’m just glad we didn’t get the 4th or 5th pick overall…that woulda sucked!
Those who work hard as opposed to those who do little to no work and then irony kicks in: those who work hard get no results from their efforts while those who do little to no work get results. For example, looking for work, studying for that final, working out, etc… DA HECK? NOT.ABOUT.THAT.LIFE!!!
Definitely can understand that!
Make a boston celtic video!!!!!! PS ur funny as hell keep making videos!
https://scootermagruder.com/videos/stuff/boston-celtics-fans-say/
Alley thrown.
Lmaao that is seriously the most accurate thing ive ever seen ahahahah
Hahaha glad you liked it man!
When someone says they want to divide the last slice of pizza (that was actually yours to begin with, if you calculated correctly). Does a horrible job with the divide and then you feel obligated to take the small piece!
#NotAboutThatLife
Under no circumstances am I taking the small piece. DAHECK!??
Hi.
So I feel like you say what I’m thinking. I am a writer (in my head) and have a background in acting although I no longer pursue it. I just feel like…… We should be friends. Ha
You should be on tumblr.
Janal
Hahaha we can be friends…as long as your not a stalker
Define stalker? Ha, kidding. You don’t have to worry about that. My favorite video of yours is the one about what happens after college. I’m in grad school and I’ve been showing to to everyone- and they always say ” this is my life!” . Keep up the good work. And providing laughs for the struggles of this economy.
Hashtag.laughtokeepfromcrying
As long as you keep watching the videos, I’ll keep making them!
P.S. I hope you’re not dying in grad school
Love you! Love your videos! I hate it when my husband tellse he’s hungry and ask me what am I going to cook. Dang man, I’m not hungry, I ain’t cookin nuttin….
Hahahaha!
I came here cause it said “I respond to all comments on my site”
And it’s true.. lol.
Keep up the good work scooter! I look forward to your next top 100 video.
Haha it is very true!
Top 100 should be dropping in a couple weeks…I got some greatness coming at you!
Mr Magruder,
As a fellow comedian I feel I am often a harsh judge of comedy. So I say with pleasure that you, my fellow creator, are doing great work here!
Every time you quick cut to you yelling “not about that life” I laughed out loud.
Seriously, love this stuff.
The recent spurs video was also great.
Sincerely,
Orin
because life’s too short to take too long
Hey Orin,
I’m glad you’re liking the stuff! I’m about to ratchet up production of videos…so definitely let me know if I start slipping!
Throw me the alley,
Scooter Magruder
When you are a Florida fan and a Magic fan.
(Bama + Heat fan here)
-_____-
LOVE YOU SCOOTER
ps: I live all the way in Australia and trying to make you more popular cause your just to funny
LOVE YOU SHANIA
Australia! That’s super far! Glad I have supporters worldwide 🙂
the saints losing to the falcons
#notaboutthatlife
As long as the Cowboys don’t lose…I’m good!
Hey Scooter, stumbled across one of your videos looking for a Washington Redskins video and found stuff skins fans say. Even though I’m not so glad to here that you like the cowboys I am still in love with your videos and happy to say that I’ve seen all of them. At 14 years old you are a true inspiration especially for one excited about filmmaking! Thanks Scooter! -Charlie
What’s up again Charlie! I am sad to hear you are a Redskin’s fan…but glad you liked the video!
I need you to always keep in mind…THE DALLAS COWBOYS WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL THIS YEAR.
Throw me the alley,
Scooter Magruder
When China win gold in sports you didn’t even no existed?
Their relevant gold medal count was about Three. -_____-
Throw me the Alley.
Hahaha they got ping-pong on lock!
When someone was nice to you on twitter but then after you tell them something you don’t want to hear they stop talking to you and be all mean and then when you ask if they’re holding a grudge on you, they say no they’re just not talking to you anymore cause they don’t want to. No, DA HECK? JUST BECAUSE IS NOT A VALID ANSWER!!! I DEMAND A REASON HERE!!!
And ESPECIALLY if before the person was nice enough to you to help you get a follow on twitter from someone.
BE MATURE AND TELL ME WHY YOU WANT TO STOP!!!
What DAHECK did you tell her???
I told her that I was not in favor of wanting our fave singer go on Ellen (a lot of peeps are in favor) cause i dont want him to become mainstream and lose his privacy. she was not understanding me and i argued with her and she said i’m the only one with my opinion and she said, “I’m done talking to you, bye.”
Seriously. She’s two years older than me and got mad at my opinion?! SHE’S being immature by getting mad at me cause of that!
GEESH!
Women…we might never truly understand them.
Did u play NBA 2k13
I play it from time to time!
When there are two extremely long traffic lights one right after the other
SO NOT ABOUT THAT LIFE.
Scooter bro you are a beast. I have a question though, what was it like being on endurance because I used to watch it when I was like 8 or 9 and I was watching your videos and I was like woah he was on endurance. That is totally sick. Keep up the good work you will be huge someday bro.
Jared, what up man! Endurance was the best time of my life! My episode was in Mexico and there were literally chickens running around the street…it was crazy.
Definitely an experience I’ll never forget!
I wish they would bring that show back because I would so audition for it but that sounds totally awesome and brown team sucks by the way.
That show was beast! Haha Brown Team…everyone is friends now though!
Coming in sixth place on Endurance. #NotAboutThatLife
-_____-
#Thetruthhurts
Hahaha…it was still fun!
When someone cuts in front of me and then they walk slower than I was #NotAboutThatLife
Or when the same thing happens in the car -_______-