VIDEO: Top 100 Things You Say In The Car

With the #FiestaMovement coming to an end, I thought it would be proper to send it off by doing a Top 100 video inside of my vehicle. I’ve actually been meaning to do this video for a while, but I never got around to doing it. So without any further adieu, let’s take a look at the Top 100 Things You Say In The Car (without cussing).

What did I miss? What Top 100 video should I make next?

Top 100 Things You Say In The Car
1) What is this guy doing?
2) What is going on up here?
3) Why are we not moving?
4) Dang!
5) Light’s green buddy.
6) I always choose the lane that goes slow.
7) You got the gas money?
8) Great, we got grandma up here.
9) How do you get a license?
10) How can you drive so slow in a fast car?
11) Why are you driving so slow?
12) Stop backseat-driving.
13) Did you just fart?
14) Oh heck no…
15) Get out…I’m not playing.
16) If this guy doesn’t stop riding me!
17) We got 6 miles to empty.
18) So, this is gonna be interesting.
19) It’s called a blinker buddy!
20) Why don’t you use it!
21) DAHECK is wrong with you!
22) Where is this GPS taking me?
23) Literally, a half a second to use a blinker.
24) I hope that was a squirrel.
25) Unlock the windows right now!
26) Pass him.
27) What are you doing?
28) Take the child lock off.
29) DAHECK are you doing!
30) Get out of the way!
31) You see that car almost hit me?
32) He didn’t even give me a hand wave!
33) So is this light ever going to change?
34) Or…we’re just…we’re just going to sit here like this?
35) Where is he from? New Jersey?
36) Go back to Jersey!
37) None of them know how to drive.
38) No one’s coming.
39) Just gonna…chilling at the light.
40) Spinner rims? People still do that?
41) Why is there even traffic?
42) It’s not even rush hour. I don’t understand this.
43) How long is this light though?
44) Let me over. Let me over!
45) Get off the phone and drive!
46) Please do not pull in front of me…
47) …and he pulled in front of me.
48) Is that a cop?
49) Be cool. Be cool.
50) Act white.
51) Can you get out of the way bicycle!
52) I’m hungry.
53) We need to stop somewhere.
54) I kinda have to pee too.
55) This is that bull. I’ve missed every single light!
56) Is this the ghetto?
57) Do you want to drive?
58) Don’t ever touch a black man’s radio!
What is wrong with you?
What’s wrong with you!
59) How does it take you that long to turn?
60) Get out the road before I hit you!
61) Hold up, the light’s on red. The light is on red.
62) Where are your parents?
63) Move your chair up.
64) You know I got long legs.
65) It’s this left or the left up there?
You passed it.
Great directions!
66) Open parking spot over there. RIght there. You see it?
67) You wanna race? Please, what is that, a hybrid?
68) I really hope this guy doesn’t try and wipe my windshield right now. Aww heck, he’s coming. Lock the doors.
69) That girl is hot!
70) Slow down! Why are you going so fast?
71) I’m not trying to die today.
72) Keep your eyes on the road. What are you doing? Eyes on the road!
73) What are we listening to right now?
74) Turn to some hip-hop or something.
75) You don’t believe in AC?
76) I feel bad for all these sign-twirling people.
77) DAHECK! Gas is cheap over there! What?
78) How you gonna walk in the middle of the…get out the way.
79) I know what I’m doing.
80) Where are we?
81) The light’s on yellow, that means speed up.
82) This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous!
83) Oh snap! What was that?
84) Sir, drive your vehicle!
85) How you gonna have your right blinker on and turn left?
86) Go! I’m letting you go! Oh, ok I’ll just go. I’ll just go.
87) Look at this chump right here, FSU license plate.
88) Stay in your lane!
89) What? What?
90) That’s my jam! Turn it up!
91) You can turn right on red!
92) Is that a crackhead?
93) Yolo!
94) You need to get out the fast lane!
95) Must be a woman driving up there.
96) Can we stop at that Taco Bell though?
97) Must be an Asian driving up there.
98) I gotta take a dump.
99) Must be an Asian woman driving up there.
100) Are we there yet?

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