VIDEO: Top 100 Worst Pick Up Lines

April 25, 20130 Comments


If you’re having problems picking up women, this video won’t help you one bit! I put together a list of the Top 100 worst pick up lines you could ever use. Who knows, maybe some of them are so corny they might work!

This video is definitely one of my favorites I’ve ever made and was shot completely at a local bar (all you have to do is ask). The video was even featured on The Today Show!

On a serious note though, do people still use pick up lines?

Top 100 Worst Pick Up Lines List:
100) Roses are red. Violets are blue. Get in the car cause I have a gun.
99) Yeah, you’ll do.
98) I see the recession didn’t affect you at all, cause you look like a million bucks!
97) When God made you he was just showing off.
96) How are you doing? Fine. Yes you are!
95) I wonder what our children would look like together.
94) Only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
93) Do you want the money now or later?
92) Something is wrong with my phone. Your number isn’t in it.
91) You must be the cause of global warming, cause you are so hot!
90) I hear 80% of the body is water. I’m kind of thirsty.
89) My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.
88) If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine girl!
87) Did you just fart, cause you blew me away.
86) Everyone calls me Scooter, but you can call me tonight.
85) If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
84) You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
83) If I had a garden, I’d put tulips and tulips together.
82) You want me to buy you a drink or should we just get out of here right now?
81) I don’t have any STD’s. That should be good enough, right?
80) Didn’t we go to different schools together?
79) Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you!
78) Did you just come from the library, cause I’ve been checking you out for a while!
77) Magruder. Scooter Magruder.
76) If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
75) I don’t have any children. That should be good enough right?
74) I’ll make you a bet: 20$ says you’ll turn me down.
73) You must be Jamaican, cause Jamaican me crazy! Ya man!
72) Wait, wait. Where are you going? Don’t Usain Bolt. Don’t Usain Bolt!
71) It’s true what they say about black people: we have huge hearts.
70) Can you feel that? That’s boyfriend material.
69) Wow! Are those real?
68) Is your body from McDonalds girl, cause I am loving it!
67) If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose your first.
66) Do you have the time, the time to write down my number!
65) Hi, I’m Mr. Right.
64) Other than being sexy, what do you do for a living?
63) Baby you’re like a broom, cause you sweep me off my feet.
62) Do you have a bandaid, cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
61) I put the STD in stud. All I need is U.
60) I’ll give you a free drink and then you can come home with me and make me a sandwich.
59) I normally don’t talk to blondes, but I can make an exception for you.
58) Let’s just say I’m glad I’m not blind.
57) Life without you is like a broken pencil: pointless.
56) Oh, you have a boyfriend? I have a pet goldfish. I thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter.
55) I hope you know CPR baby, cause you’re taking my breath away!
54) Did you fall from heaven, cause your face is kind of messed up, but your body is kind of good.
53) I haven’t even started drinking yet and I’m still talking to you. Isn’t that enough?
52) Would you like to help my self-esteem?
51) Your eyes look like the same color as my Ferrari.
50) My email is
49) Let’s just get of here and grab a pizza and then we can make out. What? You don’t like pizza?
48) Weren’t you just arrested, cause it must be illegal to look that fine girl!
47) Can I get a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
46) You must know karate, cause your body is kicking!
45) I’m not really this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
44) Are you from Tennessee, cause you’re the only ten I see.
43) If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be the McGorgeous.
42) I knew I recognized you. You look just like my next girlfriend.
41) I just got out of prison. You’re the first thing I’ve seen. Let’s do this.
40) Does this smell like chloroform to you?
39) If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as fine as you, I’d have a nickel.
38) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
37) You look like a tall glass of water and I sure am thirsty!
36) Is your name Google, cause you’re everything I’m searching for.
35) Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Gertrude?
34) I learned the 21 letters of the alphabet today. There are 26. I always forget: U-R-A-Q-T.
33) Are your legs tired, cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.
32) Wait a second! Aren’t you related to that terrorist? Cause you the bomb baby, you the bomb baby, you blow it up, you blow it up.
31) Is your name Gillette, cause you’re the best a man can get.
30) Get in the van. I’ve got candy.
29) If you kiss me, I’ll stop bugging you.
28) You remind me of my sister, but that’s incest.
27) Are you a girl?
26) I normally don’t talk to brunettes, but I’ll make an exception for you.
25) I normally don’t talk to redheads, but you remind me a little bit of Scalabrine.
24) Do you know how to use a whip?
23) I’m Batman.
22) You look a lot like my future wife.
21) Your eyes are as brown as the toilet water back home.
20) I lost my teddy bear tonight. Will you sleep with me?
19) Do you rent or own those wings you angel?
18) You got something on your face right there: beauty.
17) I won’t tell you a pickup line if you’ll just let me take you home.
16) Can you call my number from your phone? I can’t find it anywhere.
15) What do you like for breakfast?
14) You with all them curves and me without no brakes, Ooo!
13) Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
12) They say I have ADHD. Will you be my girlfriend?
11) Hey, I’m here! What are you going to use your other two wishes on?
10) I think I dropped something: my jaw.
9) What pickup line works best on you?
8) Hi, my name’s boyfriend. You can call me that from now on.
7) Let me see that thong. Love it when your booty goes Dun nuh Dun nuh. Thong Tha-Thong Thong Thong. Yeah, that was a good song right. You like that song?
6) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
5) You come here often?
4) I love you.
3) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
2) Yolo
1) Call me, maybe.

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Cameron "Scooter" Magruder is an actor, producer, and new media personality who creates weekly videos for his YouTube account ScooterMagruder. His videos have been featured on the Today Show, NBATV, The Huffington Post,, the Orlando Sentinel, and more. If you would like to contact Scooter Magruder, please navigate to the contact page.

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